- The title might not make much sense to everyone. So what? Names of Chapters do not always match the content either.
- Everything in life can be explained by either a flowchart or a 2-dimensional graph.
- Subjects like Strategic Management & Information Technology are not completely useless after all. They help increase your bullshit tolerance (BST)
- High BST is important in life. It helps certain TV programmes on MTV survive.
- There is no such thing as correct grammar. Try reading ICAI publications.
- Sometimes you need an illness to make you appreciate the wonder that is coconut water.
- Varun Gandhi who?
- Logging on to Facebook after a whole week can be very satisfying. Gives you the feeling of reclaiming your 'non virtual' life, becoming more 'socially configured'!
Har Sunday "Howzzat!" ki cheekhon se neend khulti thi,
BSA Champ cycle par baith duniya rangeen dikhti thi,
Saakli mein 'denner' ban ne se bachte the hum,
Small Wonder dekhne ghar daudte the hum.
Ab snooze pe rakhey alarm ko, bechain, hum so rahe hain,
Driving license na hone ke gham mein ro rahe hain,
Padhaai se oob jaane ke kaaran ghar se nikaltey hi nahi,
Ultey TV-internet ke daldal mein apna santulan kho rahe hain..
Rock sirf patthar ka angrezi naam tha,
Ek rupye ki 'pepsi', do ki 'juice' hamara jaam tha,
Meethi 'cigarette' muh mein rakh, humne badi hoshiyari dikhaai,
Doston ko garv se kehte - Maa Natraj Pencils ka poora dabba laayi!
Ab iPod ki battery low toh saari duniya se rooth padtey,
Cold coffee na milne par choor-choor ho toot padtey,
Khaas-khaas kar 'public place smokers' ko mann hi mann gaali diye,
Staedtler ki maaya mein hum phasey padey..
Notebook mein teacher ke red tick-marks nahi, zindagi mein green rang barse,
Kitaabon ki guftagu mein ghantey guzaare beetey arsey,
Woh bhi kya daur tha - 85 se kam ki baat tak na hoti thi,
Ab 65 ka aggregate dekhne nayan tarse.. nayan tarse..!
Why of course, blog posts happen during exams only :) Let the fun times roll..
Cheers. Keedas. Peace.
